More News You'll Never Use
Sans Lemonade
Once again, I take great Gonzo pleasure in posting more startling (and highly relevant) stuff you'll never see in the pablum-filled pages of South Florida's daily newspapers.
For example...
Each year, the Florida Attorney General's Office compiles a Shit Parade of the crappiest new cars sold in the Sunshine State.
Or at least the new cars built so badly that their manufacturers were forced to buy them back from their outraged victim-owners.
However...
No way in hell will you ever see the data from this latest Vehicle Shit List published as “News You Can Use” in the Sun-Sentinel – or any other newspaper in the state.
That said, here you go:
Manufacturer Repurchases
Florida - 2008
Chrysler Motors 554 25%
General Motors 489 22%
Ford Motors 173 8%
Makes
Dodge 282 13%
Chevrolet 199 9%
Lexus 195 9%
Jeep 165 8%
Mercedes 153 7%
Toyota 152 7%
Ford 146 7%
Chrysler 107 6%
BMW 91 4%
Cadillac 86 4%
GMC 60
Hyundi 59
VW 56
KIA 56
Saturn 51
Nissan 41
Pontiac 41
Suzuki 33
Volvo 32
Buick 28
Hummer 24
Audi 24
Honda 22
Lincoln 16
Acura 12
Mazda 12
Mercury 11
SAAB 6
Infiniti 4
Mitsubishi 4
Scion 4
Land Rover 2
Isuzu 2
Maserati 1
Smart 1
TOTAL 2,180
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