Mr. Paul-Hus is Due for a Good Talking To
Hi
It's your pal Millie the Broward Health Mushroom back again.
And today....
I can't tell you how proud I am to be a member of the North Broward Hospital District family (dba Broward Health).
Especially the way we were all THERE for each when things fail to go according to plan.
Like yesterday marked the first official meeting attended by the District's four new Commissioners – each one having been appointed last week by Florida Gov. Charlie Crist based on Broward Lobbyist Jim Blosser's instructions.
Now, with each of the District's seven commissioners a devout New Republican, your Broward Health Family can look forward to a future marked by carefully scripted Commission meetings and plenty of lucrative contracts for anyone ready to help elect Florida Attorney General Bill (Mr. Smoothie) McCollum our next Governor.
As a further aside, there IS something comforting about a dais filled with New Republicans hand-picked by Charlie Crist and his fund raisers.
For example, they all have that very special look that only comes from never having been forced to ride a Broward public bus or shop at Walmart.
But I digress.
Because what matters is how well everyone quietly handled the one one dark moment that marred yesterday's otherwise immaculate inaugural meeting for the District's four freshperson Commissioners.
Frankly, it reminded me of the Japanese' flawless response when Bush the First tossed his cookies at a Tokyo Dinner of State.
Yesterday's Commission in flagrante delicto occurred just after the Commission unanimously approved the agenda item containing the Detailed Financial Report for the first six months of the current fiscal year – without realizing what it had voted on.
Ever the undisputed Mother Superior when it comes to a miscarriage of Roberts' Rules, Chairperson Rhonda “Help Me” Calhoun brushed the aux ax aside – blithely urging her fellow Commissioners to move on to the next item on the agenda.
Which is when, as some of put it a bit crudely, the doo-doo hit the fan.
“But I'd like to hear an explanation of the Financial Report,” announced the new Commissioner Paul-Hus, causing the soft sucking sound of several dozen contracting sphincters to whisper through the Community Meeting Room at Coral Springs Medical Center.
Truly, it was a classic el momento de las verdad!
Naturally, I knew the sickening thought that was racing through so many Broward Health minds:
Like, OMG, here we go with another Commissioner trying to jump off the script and ask questions designed to make everybody upset right after we got rid of the nasty little Bernstein person who was anything but a team player and always persecuting that poor dear Frank Nask.
Of course it was a moment electric filled with much paper shuffling and chair scraping as all of us held our collective breath waiting to see what would come next.
And then – dare I say it – like a bridge over troubled waters, or a balm in Gilead, that heavy set lady (I can never remember her name) who handles financial stuff for Frank stood up like this sort of unpleasant happens all the time and began going over all all kinds of numbers that nobody in the room understood or gave a flying toot about anyway. Like I said, I can't tell you how proud I was.
Especially how nobody shouted, or ran out of the room when Commissioner Paul-Hus dared to go off script and upset the teacart like he did..
Anyhow...
You can bet your best bedpan that Commissioner Paul-Hus will get a good talking o from someone like Bill McCollum's key fund raiser Jim Blosser or his partner Justin Sayfie about how being a good Broward health Commissioners means being a good team player and not making any waves by going off script – especially in public when strangers who don't work for the District are around.
So you and I both know Commissioner Paul-Hus will never step out of line like that again.
However...
The good news is that nasty Thomas Francis from that hippie New Times paper was at the meeting and like TOTALLY missed Paul-Hus embarrassing display of curiosity, which means it was like when a tree falls in the wood and there's no one around so it doesn't make any sound..
By the by...
As an interesting bit of trivia, the District Commssion has two new members with hyphenated last names: Richard Paul-Hus and Jennifer O'Flannery Andrews.
Which is like pretty way cool and unusual when you think about it.
It's your pal Millie the Broward Health Mushroom back again.
And today....
I can't tell you how proud I am to be a member of the North Broward Hospital District family (dba Broward Health).
Especially the way we were all THERE for each when things fail to go according to plan.
Like yesterday marked the first official meeting attended by the District's four new Commissioners – each one having been appointed last week by Florida Gov. Charlie Crist based on Broward Lobbyist Jim Blosser's instructions.
Now, with each of the District's seven commissioners a devout New Republican, your Broward Health Family can look forward to a future marked by carefully scripted Commission meetings and plenty of lucrative contracts for anyone ready to help elect Florida Attorney General Bill (Mr. Smoothie) McCollum our next Governor.
As a further aside, there IS something comforting about a dais filled with New Republicans hand-picked by Charlie Crist and his fund raisers.
For example, they all have that very special look that only comes from never having been forced to ride a Broward public bus or shop at Walmart.
But I digress.
Because what matters is how well everyone quietly handled the one one dark moment that marred yesterday's otherwise immaculate inaugural meeting for the District's four freshperson Commissioners.
Frankly, it reminded me of the Japanese' flawless response when Bush the First tossed his cookies at a Tokyo Dinner of State.
Yesterday's Commission in flagrante delicto occurred just after the Commission unanimously approved the agenda item containing the Detailed Financial Report for the first six months of the current fiscal year – without realizing what it had voted on.
Ever the undisputed Mother Superior when it comes to a miscarriage of Roberts' Rules, Chairperson Rhonda “Help Me” Calhoun brushed the aux ax aside – blithely urging her fellow Commissioners to move on to the next item on the agenda.
Which is when, as some of put it a bit crudely, the doo-doo hit the fan.
“But I'd like to hear an explanation of the Financial Report,” announced the new Commissioner Paul-Hus, causing the soft sucking sound of several dozen contracting sphincters to whisper through the Community Meeting Room at Coral Springs Medical Center.
Truly, it was a classic el momento de las verdad!
Naturally, I knew the sickening thought that was racing through so many Broward Health minds:
Like, OMG, here we go with another Commissioner trying to jump off the script and ask questions designed to make everybody upset right after we got rid of the nasty little Bernstein person who was anything but a team player and always persecuting that poor dear Frank Nask.
Of course it was a moment electric filled with much paper shuffling and chair scraping as all of us held our collective breath waiting to see what would come next.
And then – dare I say it – like a bridge over troubled waters, or a balm in Gilead, that heavy set lady (I can never remember her name) who handles financial stuff for Frank stood up like this sort of unpleasant happens all the time and began going over all all kinds of numbers that nobody in the room understood or gave a flying toot about anyway. Like I said, I can't tell you how proud I was.
Especially how nobody shouted, or ran out of the room when Commissioner Paul-Hus dared to go off script and upset the teacart like he did..
Anyhow...
You can bet your best bedpan that Commissioner Paul-Hus will get a good talking o from someone like Bill McCollum's key fund raiser Jim Blosser or his partner Justin Sayfie about how being a good Broward health Commissioners means being a good team player and not making any waves by going off script – especially in public when strangers who don't work for the District are around.
So you and I both know Commissioner Paul-Hus will never step out of line like that again.
However...
The good news is that nasty Thomas Francis from that hippie New Times paper was at the meeting and like TOTALLY missed Paul-Hus embarrassing display of curiosity, which means it was like when a tree falls in the wood and there's no one around so it doesn't make any sound..
By the by...
As an interesting bit of trivia, the District Commssion has two new members with hyphenated last names: Richard Paul-Hus and Jennifer O'Flannery Andrews.
Which is like pretty way cool and unusual when you think about it.
Happy Trails,
And Powerful Profits!
Millie Mushroom.
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