Leslie Baby!!!
    Am I ever going to make you a ton of money.
    Even better, you can keep most of the dough since all I'll want is maybe 5% of the gross which, as we say in show biz, is bupkis.
   So grab your socks, boychik, because I've got a ball-busting idea for your hit reality TV series “Survivor” as it enters its 10^th season.
   Are you ready?
   Like in the past, your contestants had to "survive" by not getting voted off the show in some pretty wild places like Borneo, Fiji and Africa, which, of course, aren't chopped liver budget-wise.
   But after a decade of smash ratings, you guys at CBS need to take the gloves off and climb into the ring with some serious Survivor locations like
   
           Haiti 
   Like how does THAT rock your world concept-wise, bubulah?
   Like can you imagine Survivor contestants like Jessica “Sugar” Kiper and Randy Baily looking for something to eat on the body-littered streets of Port-au-Prince in the middle of the night?   
           
          Randy                    Haitians                     "Sugar '
    Like are we talking orgasmic slam dunk ratings-wise here, or what?
    The thing is, Leslie kid, I totally GET your show's concept.
     It's like Survivor Host Jeff Probst's powerful words of praise for the previous Survivor show contestants at the show's 10th Anniversary Press Party when he said:
     "To all of you who have Suffered, and learned from that Suffering the Authentic Experience you had knowing what what it really feels like to sleep outdoors with the rain pouring on you.
To be hungry. To be bleeding but kind of enjoy it.'
    In other words, as Jeff said, Survivor is about "really learning who you actually are, because nature strips away fakeness."
    Which, like is so totally "NOW"!!!
    Because they're ain't a drop of "fakeness" on the earthquake ravaged streets of Haiti.
   Which is why I'm betting the sponsors would give you their left nuts AND their daughters to buy a slot on Survivor Haiti.
    Especially if you dress your women contestants on the skimpy side with maximum cleavage – not that you weren't raised in a turnip patch.
    Trust me, boychik.
    Because you know where I'm coming from is Prime Time Emmis!!!
    But you better hold on to your socks, Leslie baby.
    Because I'm not done yet.
    Because the ratings from two more of my wild crotch-grabbing locations will make your old Survivor sites look like Big Brother re-runs (No Offense to the show's producer who happens to be your Chinese shiksa wife).

      
               Gaza

       
          Afghanistan
    So call me.
    Soonest.
    In the meantime, better you should pass out the Depends before you turn these babies loose at your next concept meeting.
    Because, like they say in a strip club, there won't be a dry seat in the house!!!
    Your pal in World Class Reality TV
    John "The Idea Maven" deGroot

PS: I see where you're David Ben Gurion's nephew, which is like way cool because with your connections, you could probably get the Israeli Defense Force to fire off a few rubber bullets at the Palestinians during one of the Survivor Gaza shows -- which, of course, would send the ratings through the roof, especially if you leaked some B-roll footage of the shootings to the people at Fox News who love Arabs taking it up the ass like Polacks love kielbasa.